The incoming first-year class of 2014 has a very special treat in store for them when they arrive on campus this coming August. In an effort to increase overall dorm satisfaction, the administration has enforced, for the first time ever, a sorting hat ceremony to …
New scholarship for diversity-minded white people
Citing concerns about increasing diversity at Wooster, the College has announced a new endowed scholarship, The Thomas Stern Scholarship for Diversity-Mindedness.† The scholarship will be given annually to a Caucasian student who shows great dedication to expanding diversity on Woosterís campus.† The scholarship, funded by …
Campus
Cleaning staff to invade our privacy The Wooster Housekeeping staff recently announced plans to start swiping into peopleís rooms and cleaning their rooms, completely unannounced. The idea started after one of the cleaning staff, while vaccuming a hall in Bissman, passed out due to the …
Local
City to continue ignoring potholes The city of Wooster made a public statement this week ensuring residents that they have absolutely no intention to fix the numerous potholes plaguing local streets. Residents have complained that the potholes have caused serious damages to the alignment of …
National
Health care reform UGHHHHHHHH More than a week has elapsed since the passing of the health care reform bill. Everyone is still freaking out about it. The staff of The Wooster Vice would just like to remind our readers how painfully boring of a topic …
International
Historians discover new evidence about Bop She Bop She Bop An archeologist from the University of Florida recently discovered new evidence concerning the origins of the Bop in the Bop She Bop She Bop.† A manuscript discovered during a dig seemed to indicated that the …