Cleaning staff to invade our privacy
The Wooster Housekeeping staff recently announced plans to start swiping into peopleís rooms and cleaning their rooms, completely unannounced. The idea started after one of the cleaning staff, while vaccuming a hall in Bissman, passed out due to the smell emitting from two of the rooms. ìIt was absolutely disgusting. All I wanted to do was swipe into that room and clean, clean, clean,” said Joyce Fueller, Head of Housekeeping.
Students should be forewarned to dispose of any valuables or things they may not want the cleaning staff to see. On the upside, students should look forward to returning to sparkling and shining clean rooms after their classes.
This story was run as part of The Wooster Vice, an annual April Fools publication.† It is a work of satire.