Historians discover
new evidence about Bop She Bop She Bop
An archeologist from the University of Florida recently discovered new evidence concerning the origins of the Bop in the Bop She Bop She Bop.† A manuscript discovered during a dig seemed to indicated that the Bop was added some time in the fourth century BCE (prior manuscripts refer to it simply as the She She.)† The† professor stated that it was still unknown who had written the manuscript, but whoever it was, ìheíd like to shake his hand.”
This story, along with the other News Briefs of the April 1st issue, were run as part of The Wooster Vice, an annual April Fools publication.† It is a work of satire.