Health care reform
UGHHHHHHHH
More than a week has elapsed since the passing of the health care reform bill. Everyone is still freaking out about it. The staff of The Wooster Vice would just like to remind our readers how painfully boring of a topic this is. We encourage our readers on the national level to go out and create some sort of interesting news that we can actually enjoy reporting about. Thank you.
Blonde idiot to appear in Wooster
Unfortunately, the College of Wooster has chosen to allocate our tuition dollars to bringing socialite and ìperformer” Heidi Montag as this yearsí commencement speaker.
Montag has not supplied a preview of her speech to the administration, as it was revealed that she is in fact, illiterate. She did say, however, that she will be discussing relevant information because she once considered graduating herself.
Wooster has publically acknowledged that they will be supplying Montag with additional funds to continue her plastic surgery.