In my four years at The College of Wooster, I have been impacted by myriad programs, professors, students and organizations. But one program in specific has impacted my college career more than any other: Sober, Safe and Smart. The program has saved me, emotionally, physically …
Today was a wonderful day :)
From the moment I woke up, I knew that today was going to be special. At 8:30 a.m., my Super Mario Brothers radio alarm clock played my favorite song: the theme song from the Mary Tyler Moore Show! As soon as I left my special …
BITE-SIZED NEWS, April 1st
CAMPUS Pokémon Trainer major to be offered fall of 2012 A new major was recently added to The College of Wooster’s academic offerings: Pokémon Trainer. Years of complaints from students about the lack of academic variety at Wooster finally paid off. Classes will be offered …
Dean Kracker in fact a cracker
Associate Dean of Students Christie Bing Kracker revealed last week that she is an actual cracker. “The time has come to tell the truth,” she said. “I am not not a human being. I am a Toll House brand cracker with light salt. I can …
Squirrels target students
Emily Bartelbum News Editor There has recently been an increase in incidents of squirrels violently targeting students with acorns. This past week alone, 10 students were admitted to the Student Wellness Center because of concussions and numerous welts after being pelted by the tree-loving villains, …
Cornwell becomes galactic citizen
Ian Benson Ball so Hard After the stunning revelation that humanity is no longer the only form of intelligent life in the universe, President Grant Cornwell pledged to prepare students for taking a larger step in the world and a grander role on the galactic …