April 1, 2010

Health care reform UGHHHHHHHH More than a week has elapsed since the passing of the health care reform bill. Everyone is still freaking out about it. The staff of The Wooster Vice would just like to remind our readers how painfully boring of a topic …

Historians discover new evidence about Bop She Bop She Bop An archeologist from the University of Florida recently discovered new evidence concerning the origins of the Bop in the Bop She Bop She Bop.† A manuscript discovered during a dig seemed to indicated that the …

Dear Tootsie, Now that I.S. is over, my owner never visits me any more. What can I do to overcome exhausting loneliness? ó I.S. Carrel 277 Dear I.S. Carrel 277, A good makeover will help you feel new and exciting. Look for decorative flair, such …

From the day we learn to ride a bike, we are taught to wear a helmet. The statistics are staggering ó 50 percent of children are hospitalized for bicycling, in-line skating and skateboarding and diagnosed with a brain injury. Head injuries are fatal, yet we …

On January 21, the Supreme Court made a landmark civil rights decision, finally taking a step towards giving a much-oppressed and misused group in our nation their basic human rights.† This group, who have been previously treated as second-class citizens, have been granted personhood under …

Because of the recent swine flu scare across the Wooster campus, I have made it a point to become much more aware of the health risks that exist in a college setting.† It is important to take advantage of the vast array of knowledge and …