Thank youWilly from Ice House Kim Possible What’s the Sitch? In a surprising coincidence, all 404 members of the senior class mentioned Willy, an employee at Ice House Liquor Store, in the acknowledgements sections of their Independent Studies. Variations of the message included, “To Willy, …
Wooster Bubble burst, 23 dead in chaos
194 injured, 76 missing as campus experiences unexplained tragedy Action Benson Mixtape out this July The Wooster Bubble, previously thought to be simply a metaphor for the division between the College and the community, was revealed to be a real, physical barrier and ill-defined cosmic …
Beyoncé exposed as a power-hungry threat to the nation
Don Piacentinitinitini Is Wide Awake We all know that Beyoncé Knowles is just okay. Her bland Super Bowl performance was certainly a letdown after the Black Eyed Peas’ impeccable and exciting halftime show in 2011. Beyoncé’s concert definitely lacked the effect Slash had as …
Three Celebrities to Create one Super-Relationship
Taylor Ben Shines Bright Like a Diamond LOS ANGELES — A source with close ties to the situation, who wishes to remain anonymous, is reporting that Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus recently took breaks from their respective partners with the intent to enter …
The scene: 4/1/13
We Suck. Pitiful Fartists Lovers of Art and Entertainment, we have let you down. We have terrible taste. There’s no way around it. This realization has brought a deep sense of sorrow and shame, but it has been a necessary step in the healing process. …
Dean Kreuzman Releases Multiple Albums
Dean Kreuzman, who performs as “Lil’ Kruz,” lives secret double life as rapper Fibba Schmidt Harry Styles’ Long-Lost Twin Tupac. J’Quan. Kanye. Jay-Z. 2 Chainz. Which name is the next to follow these greats? Dean Henry Kreuzman. Students at Wooster may be surprised to discover …