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The Wooster Vice

National

Health care reform UGHHHHHHHH More than a week has elapsed since the passing of the health care reform bill. Everyone is still freaking out about it. The staff of The Wooster Vice would just like to remind our readers how painfully boring of a topic …

The Wooster Vice

International

Historians discover new evidence about Bop She Bop She Bop An archeologist from the University of Florida recently discovered new evidence concerning the origins of the Bop in the Bop She Bop She Bop.† A manuscript discovered during a dig seemed to indicated that the …

The Wooster Vice

Ask Tootsie

Dear Tootsie, Now that I.S. is over, my owner never visits me any more. What can I do to overcome exhausting loneliness? ó I.S. Carrel 277 Dear I.S. Carrel 277, A good makeover will help you feel new and exciting. Look for decorative flair, such …

The Wooster Vice

Save the corporations

On January 21, the Supreme Court made a landmark civil rights decision, finally taking a step towards giving a much-oppressed and misused group in our nation their basic human rights.† This group, who have been previously treated as second-class citizens, have been granted personhood under …