Anyong! Staff Writer Many hearts were broken the day beloved, tenured English professor Larry Stewart announced his plan to retire come the end of the 2011-2012 school year. Wails of pain and agony could be heard from the Fairlawn Apartments to Luce Hall. Realizing that …
April 2012
A foundation of envy
The PEC jealousy due to Scot Center’s attention Ian Benson Actually a Teenage Girl What was originally believed to be a sect of psychic vampires dwelling in the Armington Physical Education Center and causing mischief, such as trapping students in the pool by hiding the …
Letter to the Editors, April 1st
Hey, excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but I would really appreciate it if you would take that at least 25 feet away from the building. I know that people smoke cigarettes right next to the building all the time, but it’s just campus policy …
Sober, Safe, Smart changed my life
In my four years at The College of Wooster, I have been impacted by myriad programs, professors, students and organizations. But one program in specific has impacted my college career more than any other: Sober, Safe and Smart. The program has saved me, emotionally, physically …
Today was a wonderful day :)
From the moment I woke up, I knew that today was going to be special. At 8:30 a.m., my Super Mario Brothers radio alarm clock played my favorite song: the theme song from the Mary Tyler Moore Show! As soon as I left my special …
BITE-SIZED NEWS, April 1st
CAMPUS Pokémon Trainer major to be offered fall of 2012 A new major was recently added to The College of Wooster’s academic offerings: Pokémon Trainer. Years of complaints from students about the lack of academic variety at Wooster finally paid off. Classes will be offered …