Cleveland Museum of Art: ‘Ohio’s most important contemporary outdoor work’ Sarah Khrystal R Made of Diamonds In an unprecedented recognition of The College of Wooster’s commitment to artistic vision, the Cleveland Museum of Art has recently named one of the College’s sculptures “Ohio’s most important …
Joyce the cookie monster
Lowry swiper accused of spiking cookies with cocaine Alana Debooty Who dat? Wooster’s own Joyce Carter was arrested early Tuesday morning and charged with drug possession and tampering. Apparently, Carter has been spiking the Lowry cookies with cocaine for most of her employment at …
The best of Wooster: Places to poop/have sex
One very ravenous sex crazed editor and one editor with bad indigestion rate their top seven places to practice their areas of expertise. Fornicate 1. Overholt beanbag room Who doesn’t like having sex on beanbag chairs? 2. The counter at Old Main after hours Nothing …

Move over Lincoln: Here’s Stewart!
Anyong! Staff Writer Many hearts were broken the day beloved, tenured English professor Larry Stewart announced his plan to retire come the end of the 2011-2012 school year. Wails of pain and agony could be heard from the Fairlawn Apartments to Luce Hall. Realizing that …
A foundation of envy
The PEC jealousy due to Scot Center’s attention Ian Benson Actually a Teenage Girl What was originally believed to be a sect of psychic vampires dwelling in the Armington Physical Education Center and causing mischief, such as trapping students in the pool by hiding the …
Letter to the Editors, April 1st
Hey, excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but I would really appreciate it if you would take that at least 25 feet away from the building. I know that people smoke cigarettes right next to the building all the time, but it’s just campus policy …