Cleaning staff to invade our privacy The Wooster Housekeeping staff recently announced plans to start swiping into peopleís rooms and cleaning their rooms, completely unannounced. The idea started after one of the cleaning staff, while vaccuming a hall in Bissman, passed out due to the …

City to continue ignoring potholes The city of Wooster made a public statement this week ensuring residents that they have absolutely no intention to fix the numerous potholes plaguing local streets. Residents have complained that the potholes have caused serious damages to the alignment of …

Health care reform UGHHHHHHHH More than a week has elapsed since the passing of the health care reform bill. Everyone is still freaking out about it. The staff of The Wooster Vice would just like to remind our readers how painfully boring of a topic …

Historians discover new evidence about Bop She Bop She Bop An archeologist from the University of Florida recently discovered new evidence concerning the origins of the Bop in the Bop She Bop She Bop.† A manuscript discovered during a dig seemed to indicated that the …

Dear Tootsie, Now that I.S. is over, my owner never visits me any more. What can I do to overcome exhausting loneliness? ó I.S. Carrel 277 Dear I.S. Carrel 277, A good makeover will help you feel new and exciting. Look for decorative flair, such …

From the day we learn to ride a bike, we are taught to wear a helmet. The statistics are staggering ó 50 percent of children are hospitalized for bicycling, in-line skating and skateboarding and diagnosed with a brain injury. Head injuries are fatal, yet we …