Laura Dern I am tired of people insulting the prestige and tradition of Holden Hall, the UG, and McGaw Chapel, which are some of the finest features of the College’s campus. All of these establishments have a special place in the hearts of Wooster graduates …
An enchanting, whimsy-filled decree
Princess Devalyn Oh, hello! Isn’t it a beautiful day outside? Oh no, you caught me at a perfect time, my squirrel friends will help me mend this gown later. Aah Awaaah! Good day to you all. Now, yes, my retraction. Once upon a time, as …
News: 4/1/13
90s major to be offered fall of 2013 Capitalizing off the recent nostalgia trend that has dominated popular culture, the College next year will begin offering a 90s based major. With special focus on such items as Lisa Frank stickers and sitcoms such as “Friends” …
On the darker side… 4/1/13
Something bad happens somewhere on Earth As another day passes on this planet, another bad thing has happened. Witnesses were horrified by the sight of the scene, unaware how they can continue with their daily lives. “I just can’t wrap my head around the senseless …
Student does second I.S.
Ian (with Eric) Aww Man!!! On Friday afternoon, Prudence Winslow, a sophomore at the College and member of the Tau Delta Omega sorority, was viciously assaulted by the driver and passengers of a 2010 Ford F150 as she walked down Beall Ave. The targeted attack, …
Student awakens from troubled dreams
Gerrick Poizun Staff Writer Wednesday morning, Wooster student Greg Samson woke from troubled dreams, and found himself transformed in bed into a senior with his I.S. unfinished. He lay on his back, thesis incomplete, and if he lifted his head he could see his pale …