The Wooster Voice

Brick Stone Truth Seeker Wooster students returning from Spring Break were surprised to discover McGaw Chapel had began its return voyage to its mother planet, Presbyteria. Many had previously noted McGaw’s peculiar architectural features, often jokingly saying that it looked more like a spaceship than …

Scot Lanes The last pin was to fall one day. Scot Lanes was to be ripped off from the Wooster map, its alleys torn apart, to make way for the capitalist venture of modification. In its final days, with the $1 cover lifted as it …

Squiggly Liver Nostalgic Bowler Several interviews have recently surfaced revealing that Dean of Students Scott Brown decided to remove Scot Lanes over his bitterness for losing his own high school bowling championship. Brown’s true motivations first came to light in an interview with the construction …

Tommy Lasagna Professional Impasta After multiple incidents involving College of Wooster students and Wooster residents, the College is taking action to improve relations between students and community members. After many hours of meetings, the College has managed to find a solution that administrators believe will …

Flaky Rings Obsessive Golf Fanboy Staff at the Lowry Center front desk confirmed that on the morning of March 26, every student at the College received a fish in their mailbox. Peter Mackelmore ’19, who works the morning shift at the desk on Mondays, confirmed …