One very ravenous sex crazed editor and one editor with bad indigestion rate their top seven places to practice their areas of expertise. Fornicate 1. Overholt beanbag room Who doesn’t like having sex on beanbag chairs? 2. The counter at Old Main after hours Nothing …
April 1, 2012
Move over Lincoln: Here’s Stewart!
Anyong! Staff Writer Many hearts were broken the day beloved, tenured English professor Larry Stewart announced his plan to retire come the end of the 2011-2012 school year. Wails of pain and agony could be heard from the Fairlawn Apartments to Luce Hall. Realizing that …
A foundation of envy
The PEC jealousy due to Scot Center’s attention Ian Benson Actually a Teenage Girl What was originally believed to be a sect of psychic vampires dwelling in the Armington Physical Education Center and causing mischief, such as trapping students in the pool by hiding the …
Letter to the Editors, April 1st
Hey, excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but I would really appreciate it if you would take that at least 25 feet away from the building. I know that people smoke cigarettes right next to the building all the time, but it’s just campus policy …
Sober, Safe, Smart changed my life
In my four years at The College of Wooster, I have been impacted by myriad programs, professors, students and organizations. But one program in specific has impacted my college career more than any other: Sober, Safe and Smart. The program has saved me, emotionally, physically …
Today was a wonderful day :)
From the moment I woke up, I knew that today was going to be special. At 8:30 a.m., my Super Mario Brothers radio alarm clock played my favorite song: the theme song from the Mary Tyler Moore Show! As soon as I left my special …