The Wooster Vice

I am sure that by now most people have heard about the SeaWorld trainer, Dawn Brancheau, 40 who was killed by my fellow cetacean Tilikum, a whale whose name means ìfriend” in the Native American language, Chinook.† As a member of the Seaworld family I …

In the spirit of recent outreach movements on campus, Peace By Peace will be sponsoring a ìHipster Awareness Week,” beginning Monday, April 5. This event was partly inspired by the recent onslaught of Hipster-on-Hipster violence, Hipster health concerns, as well as a total lack of …

When I first heard the news, several months ago, that Tim Burton had been chosen as the latest director in the hugely successful ìHarry Potter” franchise, I have to admit I was somewhat skeptical.† Having now seen the film however, I have to admit he …

Last Monday, the College of Wooster Department of Theatre and Dance announced that it is adding the art of clowning to their curriculum. The department will be officially retitled as The Department of Theatre and Dance and Clown and Mime. The announcement comes from department …

After finishing an abysmal 4-10-1 (1-7-1 NCAC) this past season, the menís soccer team will look to an unlikely source to provide the spark in next seasonís rebuilding. The team has once again decided to tap into the intramural levels of soccer talent at the …

In an attempt to increase interest in a relatively dead sport, the NCAC has decided to incorporate weapons into its swim meets. Items such as Poseidonís trident, harpoon guns, fishnets and tazers will be incorporated into all NCAC swimming competitions starting next season.