Bexinator Contributing Vicer What is liberal arts without … arts? As everyone forgets about the existence of I.S. (except for the seniors who still have orals, symposium and the potential to talk about it while networking forever), spring comes into full swing here at the …
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Wooster Scots triumphant despite tough competition
Spoke Whosaid The Fighting Scots reigned supreme last Sunday as they cruised to an easy win over their opponents. The Scots fired in all departments, with several individuals achieving their personal bests. Jason Gillespie ’19, who was voted player of the week, said, “Just to …
Bridging Along Beall will construct actual bridge
Tommy Lasagna Professional Impasta After multiple incidents involving College of Wooster students and Wooster residents, the College is taking action to improve relations between students and community members. After many hours of meetings, the College has managed to find a solution that administrators believe will …
Dean Scott Brown’s passionate vendetta against bowling exposed
Squiggly Liver Nostalgic Bowler Several interviews have recently surfaced revealing that Dean of Students Scott Brown decided to remove Scot Lanes over his bitterness for losing his own high school bowling championship. Brown’s true motivations first came to light in an interview with the construction …
Ebert Art Center redesigned and renamed, simply, “Bert”
Jolly St. Nick AWOL F&B Editor In commemoration of the minimalist art movement of the 1960s, the Ebert Art Center has been renamed to simply Bert. “Wooster is a place of syllabic excess,” claimed Kitty Zurko, Bert’s curator. “Take ‘Severance Hall,’ or ‘Longbrake Student Wellness …
A new kind of phishing scandal: actual fish
Flaky Rings Obsessive Golf Fanboy Staff at the Lowry Center front desk confirmed that on the morning of March 26, every student at the College received a fish in their mailbox. Peter Mackelmore ’19, who works the morning shift at the desk on Mondays, confirmed …