Ian (with Eric) Aww Man!!! On Friday afternoon, Prudence Winslow, a sophomore at the College and member of the Tau Delta Omega sorority, was viciously assaulted by the driver and passengers of a 2010 Ford F150 as she walked down Beall Ave. The targeted attack, …
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Student awakens from troubled dreams
Gerrick Poizun Staff Writer Wednesday morning, Wooster student Greg Samson woke from troubled dreams, and found himself transformed in bed into a senior with his I.S. unfinished. He lay on his back, thesis incomplete, and if he lifted his head he could see his pale …
Local liquor store worker universally acknowledged in I.S.’s
Thank youWilly from Ice House Kim Possible What’s the Sitch? In a surprising coincidence, all 404 members of the senior class mentioned Willy, an employee at Ice House Liquor Store, in the acknowledgements sections of their Independent Studies. Variations of the message included, “To Willy, …
Wooster Bubble burst, 23 dead in chaos
194 injured, 76 missing as campus experiences unexplained tragedy Action Benson Mixtape out this July The Wooster Bubble, previously thought to be simply a metaphor for the division between the College and the community, was revealed to be a real, physical barrier and ill-defined cosmic …
Beyoncé exposed as a power-hungry threat to the nation
Don Piacentinitinitini Is Wide Awake We all know that Beyoncé Knowles is just okay. Her bland Super Bowl performance was certainly a letdown after the Black Eyed Peas’ impeccable and exciting halftime show in 2011. Beyoncé’s concert definitely lacked the effect Slash had as …
Three Celebrities to Create one Super-Relationship
Taylor Ben Shines Bright Like a Diamond LOS ANGELES — A source with close ties to the situation, who wishes to remain anonymous, is reporting that Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus recently took breaks from their respective partners with the intent to enter …