April 2013

Don Piacentinitinitini Is Wide Awake   We all know that Beyoncé Knowles is just okay. Her bland Super Bowl performance was certainly a letdown after the Black Eyed Peas’ impeccable and exciting halftime show in 2011. Beyoncé’s concert definitely lacked the effect Slash had as …

Taylor Ben Shines Bright Like a Diamond LOS ANGELES — A source with close ties to the situation, who wishes to remain anonymous, is reporting that Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus recently took breaks from their respective partners with the intent to enter …

We Suck. Pitiful Fartists Lovers of Art and Entertainment, we have let you down. We have terrible taste. There’s no way around it. This realization has brought a deep sense of sorrow and shame, but it has been a necessary step in the healing process. …

Dean Kreuzman, who performs as “Lil’ Kruz,” lives secret double life as rapper Fibba Schmidt Harry Styles’ Long-Lost Twin Tupac. J’Quan. Kanye. Jay-Z. 2 Chainz. Which name is the next to follow these greats? Dean Henry Kreuzman. Students at Wooster may be surprised to discover …