Voice Valentines 2012

 

Miller Manor Summer 2011

You all know who you are, I love you dearly

-Virginia

 

Dan

Let me count your neck rings <3

-Teresa

 

Maddie

I will love you even after you die.

-Me

 

Frat Sloth

We love you, but less than Gus.

 

My Hider Girls

Our house hasn’t come down…yet! Love you all!

-D$

 

Celeste

Turn str8 4 me

-Malt

 

Adam

Grrrrrr

-Carswell

 

Amy

You are the cheese to my macaroni

-Alyssa

 

Alyssa

You are the macaroni to my cheese

-Amy

 

Bridget

You are pretty and you make me laugh. This is a valentine. Facts.

-Maria

 

Eva

Pew pew pew!

-Patrick

 

Roomie

“You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles and have a face like sunshine!” You’re fantastic, love you so much! Xoxo

Libba

We miss you! Hope you are having a blast in NYC

-Voice Staff

 

 

Dear Ni-Kitty,

I like chasing cars. Will you be my valentine?

Love,

Dooneese

 

Dearest Agnes,

Si wissen, das Si mich lieben, kenne ich Sie Sorgfalt.

Schreien Sie einfach, wann immer und ich dort bin!

Sie sind meine Liebe, sind Sie mein Inneres…und wir nie sind überhaupt überhaupt getrennt!

Meow,

Verna

 

Hi Helen!

You just look so great in those shorts that I must declare my love for you: will you be mine, Valentine?

Love,

Batty

 

To my Real Friend,

Some trolls are red, some trolls are blue, but this troll’s just crazy…crazy for YOU!

Love,

The Troll…

 

To Pi Kappa PC ’12

Thanks for a great two weeks! I can’t wait to spend the next few years together! Love you all.

Love,

Ashley

 

To PC ’12 alpha gamm,

I love you guys forever and always.

From,

Chelsea

 

To Jewmanda Tittleson,

I would totally rail you, you know…because I care.

From,

The Best Platonic friend of all time.

 

To Erin and Mallory,

You are the best littles ever! Happy V-Day!

From,

Kels.

 

To a special stranger,

I want to frolic with the polycorns and to run amongst the braintrees with you.

 

 

 

 

To Leeee,

So glad that you’re back and that we are finally reunited. Now we can watch corgi videos together all the time!

From,

Timmer

 

All the biddies stare, but I don’t care really care, cause you’re my Brandybear, and I’ll drag you to my lair.

 

Fourth Floor Stevenson Ladies,

Between the thin walls, the candles and the mood lightin’ in the hall, this Valentine’s Day is gonna be some kind of party.

-418

 

The Famo,

Our last year together…let the memories continue. Happy Valentine’s Day!

-Steph

 

Emily Bartelheim and Stephanie Andrus,

Happy Valentine’s Day to my dance buddies whose boyfriends don’t go here and therefore can’t leave a note in the Voice.

-Jacqueline

 

DJ Skinny Jeanz,

The beats you dropped rocked my heart. Your party rocked my genie out of its bottle. You da you da best.

Love,

-DJBJ

 

David Hyde Pierce,

From the moment you sang my favorite Broadway hit, “Day Bidet,” I knew we were meant to be. Happy two years! I bought you a new telescope. It’s made of soup cans.

-Janeane Garofalo

 

Queen Ladytoots,

My butt will always sing of your love.

-Zefron

 

Timmer,

The way you handle Jello makes a lady go wild. Let’s watch some documentaries, dahling. I’ll bring the nutella.

-Lady L

 

Carolyn,

Of all my unreasonably short, celiac’s disease-suffering friends, you are perhaps my third or fourth favorite. Love you dearly.

-Ben

 

My Gassy Queen,

Sorry, no scented candles today. Probably chocolate.

 

Rarity,

I got you a crystal. Isn’t it gorgeous?

-Spike

 

Kate,

You are pretty and smart. Hope your b-day was good and Valentine’s Day is better.

-M.K.

 

Kate Brady,

I love you and love your smile

-anonymous

 

An Awesome Roommate,

Happy V-day Bud! Have a wonderful day J

 

Have,

The way you look is a problem J

-Abby

 

Luke K

Happy Valentines Day!!! Hope it’s a GREAT one.

-Keshia

 

Adrianna & Allison

Y’all are both sweethearts! I couldn’t ask for two better littles!

Love,

Claire

 

Betty Gone Wild,

If you’re tired, go to the gym!

Love,

Caps

 

Ashley, Elise and Diana

Happy Valentine’s Day! Miss you!

-Big/Grand-big

 

Chelsea

Happy Valentine’s Day. Love you and can’t wait to see you.

-Brett

 

KC & Corey

You’ve got nice bosoms. In a friendly way.

-Kate

 

M.K.

Gromp murghles jah. Cuz you know what I mean.

-K.S.

 

 

 

Schleichy,

Geology rocks and & so do you! I love you!

-Melty

 

Jackie,

You beautiful girl! I love you!

-Melissa Torma

 

Oh Wesley Murphy,

Your curly locks enchant me.

Your mom was so right — Wes is more!

-R.H.

 

Maria,

Peeps thought we were datin’! We’re not, but this should happen.

Fo realz.

 

Al the Swiper,

You’re my favorite. Keep it up J

-Katie

 

I have a crush on the Editor in Chief — the blonde one.

-anonymous

 

Colleen Compliment,

I hope you have an amazingly nutty Valentine’s Day! Love you with all my heart!

-Your big

 

Nate Lapin,

I’m so upset I don’t have class with you anymore! Miss your smilin’ face.

-anonymous

 

Thetas,

Love you with all my Puffy-Painted heart.

-you know who

 

Voice Senior ’11

It’s college — I should be able to flash a boob if I want to.” – George Myatt

Love,

The 2012 Voice Staff

 

Paul “Peejie” Joseph,

Yo Peejm I love ya and you’re the best fake ass b*tch I know.

-Dee

 

My Dearest Zoë Z,

Our first meeting was unforgettable. Our love for Dungeons & Dragons has blossomed into a two-year roommate love.

-Annavieve R

 

 

Becca W,

Bee my valentine…buzzzzzzz

 

Will Turner,

I’m upset you shaved your chops, mountain man.

-anonymous

 

Kelsey Schulman,

I love your upper lip.

-Izzy

 

Gittleson,

Let’s make life fabric softener and snuggle.

Love,

Anonymous

 

John,

You’re too tall, kinda love you.

-Maggie

 

Gandy,

You are my candy.

-Danglechild.

 

Anna R.,

To my busy, artsy, awkward moment lovin’ roomie. Much love on this stupid, made-up Hallmark holiday.

Love,

Zoë Z

 

Kelsey,

Hey, love bunny. Want to eat some cheese together sometime?

-Buttercat

 

Maddie Socolar,

We have so much in common — let the awkward tension begin. Blues dancing soon?

-Your pong-mate

 

Maria Cox,

My dearest Goober McGooberpants, I have chocolate and Silence of the Lambs. Happy Valentine’s Day!

-Kathy Arnold

 

Colleen Compliment

Coco, I can tell you play field hockey because you are SO PRETTY! Fresh D-line for life. I love you – Happy Valentine’s Day!

-Ginnie GinGin

 

Reed House,

Winter is coming.

-Ned Stark

Allahya,

Zuv you.

-Midget

 

Eryn,

You are the man of my life.

 

The Let’s Dance Society,

You guys rock and I love you all.  P.s. Aaron has the sexiest hips ever!

-Katie

 

Travis M.,

I don’t like you very much but you are the love of my life. Hugs!

-Hafsa

 

Krasnor,

We loved you in Act of Valor

-Matt Bauerle and Varga

 

Ben Strange,

Don’t f*** up

Love,

Jordan

 

PC ’12

I love all of your nutty-ness

 

Pat Gaudet,

DID YOU TAKE MY GINGER ALE?!?! DID YOU?!?!

 

 

The Smooch-smooch train

I love you! These past two years have been incredible! You are the bees-knees! My special juice is gonna help me win!

-Snuggle Bunny

 

Chodan

You’ll always be in my bog; forever preserved

Bexxxy

 

Poop poop poop poop sloshbin

You’re alright. Let’s try *that thing* sometime. I’ll wear gloves.

-Wookdog

 

Ballentine

Hope you experience ea lot of killer PUNZ today — you’ve earned ‘em. Happy Ballentine’s Day, Valentine

-Valentino

 

 

 

Timberwolf

Just like the white winged dove, sings a song sounds like she’s singing. Ooh, ooh, ooooh.

-Travis

 

Gabe,

Look at you, you turned us straight!

Love,

The Happy Couple (Anya and Linnea)

 

Keshia Wutler

S*** nobody says: I love Valentine’s Day

-Luke Knezevic

 

Diamond

You are the best dog I’ve ever met!

-Rachel Kassenbrock

 

Tris-ha

Let’s go on spring break together!!! OMGGGGGZZ!! YAAA

-Diamond

 

Catie and Liz

Celebrating 3 crazy years — I believe in miracles!

-Audrey

 

Clara C.

There’s only one bear for me…that’s you!

-Your favorite person

 

Dan

If warped speed were a thing I’d totally take you on an intergalactic Valentine’s adventure, but it’s not, so here’s a Voice Valentine instead. #almostjustasgoodbutnotspace

 

Gus

Although it’s only been a few weeks, at the thought of you my knees go weak. I think you may be my soul mate, take me back with you to the great cheese state.

-Quinn

 

Meredith

HERE WE GO!
-Mario

 

Allison

I can always count on you to teach me math. You’re the best!

-Dusty

 

Elizabeth Freeman

Hey, I hear you live in Wagner too. You want to go out sometime? Maybe see The Vow?

-anonymous

Allison Miraldi

I love pilates!

-anonymous

 

Martard

You are lovely. I will get you a new box of Kleenex!

-Hen

 

Dane

Word on the street is you’re studying abroad in New Hampshire. Worst news ever. Your blog kept me alive last semester. Marry me.

-anonymous

p.s. Please bring the flow back.

 

 

Rajon Rondo

I love you for being the best point guard in NBA.

-Jack Tracy

 

Cheechee

You are the most beautiful intelligent person I’ve ever met. I’ll love you forever.

-Annie Peterson