Voice Valentines 2012
Miller Manor Summer 2011
You all know who you are, I love you dearly
-Virginia
Dan
Let me count your neck rings <3
-Teresa
Maddie
I will love you even after you die.
-Me
Frat Sloth
We love you, but less than Gus.
My Hider Girls
Our house hasn’t come down…yet! Love you all!
-D$
Celeste
Turn str8 4 me
-Malt
Adam
Grrrrrr
-Carswell
Amy
You are the cheese to my macaroni
-Alyssa
Alyssa
You are the macaroni to my cheese
-Amy
Bridget
You are pretty and you make me laugh. This is a valentine. Facts.
-Maria
Eva
Pew pew pew!
-Patrick
Roomie
“You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles and have a face like sunshine!” You’re fantastic, love you so much! Xoxo
Libba
We miss you! Hope you are having a blast in NYC
-Voice Staff
Dear Ni-Kitty,
I like chasing cars. Will you be my valentine?
Love,
Dooneese
Dearest Agnes,
Si wissen, das Si mich lieben, kenne ich Sie Sorgfalt.
Schreien Sie einfach, wann immer und ich dort bin!
Sie sind meine Liebe, sind Sie mein Inneres…und wir nie sind überhaupt überhaupt getrennt!
Meow,
Verna
Hi Helen!
You just look so great in those shorts that I must declare my love for you: will you be mine, Valentine?
Love,
Batty
To my Real Friend,
Some trolls are red, some trolls are blue, but this troll’s just crazy…crazy for YOU!
Love,
The Troll…
To Pi Kappa PC ’12
Thanks for a great two weeks! I can’t wait to spend the next few years together! Love you all.
Love,
Ashley
To PC ’12 alpha gamm,
I love you guys forever and always.
From,
Chelsea
To Jewmanda Tittleson,
I would totally rail you, you know…because I care.
From,
The Best Platonic friend of all time.
To Erin and Mallory,
You are the best littles ever! Happy V-Day!
From,
Kels.
To a special stranger,
I want to frolic with the polycorns and to run amongst the braintrees with you.
To Leeee,
So glad that you’re back and that we are finally reunited. Now we can watch corgi videos together all the time!
From,
Timmer
All the biddies stare, but I don’t care really care, cause you’re my Brandybear, and I’ll drag you to my lair.
Fourth Floor Stevenson Ladies,
Between the thin walls, the candles and the mood lightin’ in the hall, this Valentine’s Day is gonna be some kind of party.
-418
The Famo,
Our last year together…let the memories continue. Happy Valentine’s Day!
-Steph
Emily Bartelheim and Stephanie Andrus,
Happy Valentine’s Day to my dance buddies whose boyfriends don’t go here and therefore can’t leave a note in the Voice.
-Jacqueline
DJ Skinny Jeanz,
The beats you dropped rocked my heart. Your party rocked my genie out of its bottle. You da you da best.
Love,
-DJBJ
David Hyde Pierce,
From the moment you sang my favorite Broadway hit, “Day Bidet,” I knew we were meant to be. Happy two years! I bought you a new telescope. It’s made of soup cans.
-Janeane Garofalo
Queen Ladytoots,
My butt will always sing of your love.
-Zefron
Timmer,
The way you handle Jello makes a lady go wild. Let’s watch some documentaries, dahling. I’ll bring the nutella.
-Lady L
Carolyn,
Of all my unreasonably short, celiac’s disease-suffering friends, you are perhaps my third or fourth favorite. Love you dearly.
-Ben
My Gassy Queen,
Sorry, no scented candles today. Probably chocolate.
Rarity,
I got you a crystal. Isn’t it gorgeous?
-Spike
Kate,
You are pretty and smart. Hope your b-day was good and Valentine’s Day is better.
-M.K.
Kate Brady,
I love you and love your smile
-anonymous
An Awesome Roommate,
Happy V-day Bud! Have a wonderful day J
Have,
The way you look is a problem J
-Abby
Luke K
Happy Valentines Day!!! Hope it’s a GREAT one.
-Keshia
Adrianna & Allison
Y’all are both sweethearts! I couldn’t ask for two better littles!
Love,
Claire
Betty Gone Wild,
If you’re tired, go to the gym!
Love,
Caps
Ashley, Elise and Diana
Happy Valentine’s Day! Miss you!
-Big/Grand-big
Chelsea
Happy Valentine’s Day. Love you and can’t wait to see you.
-Brett
KC & Corey
You’ve got nice bosoms. In a friendly way.
-Kate
M.K.
Gromp murghles jah. Cuz you know what I mean.
-K.S.
Schleichy,
Geology rocks and & so do you! I love you!
-Melty
Jackie,
You beautiful girl! I love you!
-Melissa Torma
Oh Wesley Murphy,
Your curly locks enchant me.
Your mom was so right — Wes is more!
-R.H.
Maria,
Peeps thought we were datin’! We’re not, but this should happen.
Fo realz.
Al the Swiper,
You’re my favorite. Keep it up J
-Katie
I have a crush on the Editor in Chief — the blonde one.
-anonymous
Colleen Compliment,
I hope you have an amazingly nutty Valentine’s Day! Love you with all my heart!
-Your big
Nate Lapin,
I’m so upset I don’t have class with you anymore! Miss your smilin’ face.
-anonymous
Thetas,
Love you with all my Puffy-Painted heart.
-you know who
Voice Senior ’11
It’s college — I should be able to flash a boob if I want to.” – George Myatt
Love,
The 2012 Voice Staff
Paul “Peejie” Joseph,
Yo Peejm I love ya and you’re the best fake ass b*tch I know.
-Dee
My Dearest Zoë Z,
Our first meeting was unforgettable. Our love for Dungeons & Dragons has blossomed into a two-year roommate love.
-Annavieve R
Becca W,
Bee my valentine…buzzzzzzz
Will Turner,
I’m upset you shaved your chops, mountain man.
-anonymous
Kelsey Schulman,
I love your upper lip.
-Izzy
Gittleson,
Let’s make life fabric softener and snuggle.
Love,
Anonymous
John,
You’re too tall, kinda love you.
-Maggie
Gandy,
You are my candy.
-Danglechild.
Anna R.,
To my busy, artsy, awkward moment lovin’ roomie. Much love on this stupid, made-up Hallmark holiday.
Love,
Zoë Z
Kelsey,
Hey, love bunny. Want to eat some cheese together sometime?
-Buttercat
Maddie Socolar,
We have so much in common — let the awkward tension begin. Blues dancing soon?
-Your pong-mate
Maria Cox,
My dearest Goober McGooberpants, I have chocolate and Silence of the Lambs. Happy Valentine’s Day!
-Kathy Arnold
Colleen Compliment
Coco, I can tell you play field hockey because you are SO PRETTY! Fresh D-line for life. I love you – Happy Valentine’s Day!
-Ginnie GinGin
Reed House,
Winter is coming.
-Ned Stark
Allahya,
Zuv you.
-Midget
Eryn,
You are the man of my life.
The Let’s Dance Society,
You guys rock and I love you all. P.s. Aaron has the sexiest hips ever!
-Katie
Travis M.,
I don’t like you very much but you are the love of my life. Hugs!
-Hafsa
Krasnor,
We loved you in Act of Valor
-Matt Bauerle and Varga
Ben Strange,
Don’t f*** up
Love,
Jordan
PC ’12
I love all of your nutty-ness
Pat Gaudet,
DID YOU TAKE MY GINGER ALE?!?! DID YOU?!?!
The Smooch-smooch train
I love you! These past two years have been incredible! You are the bees-knees! My special juice is gonna help me win!
-Snuggle Bunny
Chodan
You’ll always be in my bog; forever preserved
Bexxxy
Poop poop poop poop sloshbin
You’re alright. Let’s try *that thing* sometime. I’ll wear gloves.
-Wookdog
Ballentine
Hope you experience ea lot of killer PUNZ today — you’ve earned ‘em. Happy Ballentine’s Day, Valentine
-Valentino
Timberwolf
Just like the white winged dove, sings a song sounds like she’s singing. Ooh, ooh, ooooh.
-Travis
Gabe,
Look at you, you turned us straight!
Love,
The Happy Couple (Anya and Linnea)
Keshia Wutler
S*** nobody says: I love Valentine’s Day
-Luke Knezevic
Diamond
You are the best dog I’ve ever met!
-Rachel Kassenbrock
Tris-ha
Let’s go on spring break together!!! OMGGGGGZZ!! YAAA
-Diamond
Catie and Liz
Celebrating 3 crazy years — I believe in miracles!
-Audrey
Clara C.
There’s only one bear for me…that’s you!
-Your favorite person
Dan
If warped speed were a thing I’d totally take you on an intergalactic Valentine’s adventure, but it’s not, so here’s a Voice Valentine instead. #almostjustasgoodbutnotspace
Gus
Although it’s only been a few weeks, at the thought of you my knees go weak. I think you may be my soul mate, take me back with you to the great cheese state.
-Quinn
Meredith
HERE WE GO!
-Mario
Allison
I can always count on you to teach me math. You’re the best!
-Dusty
Elizabeth Freeman
Hey, I hear you live in Wagner too. You want to go out sometime? Maybe see The Vow?
-anonymous
Allison Miraldi
I love pilates!
-anonymous
Martard
You are lovely. I will get you a new box of Kleenex!
-Hen
Dane
Word on the street is you’re studying abroad in New Hampshire. Worst news ever. Your blog kept me alive last semester. Marry me.
-anonymous
p.s. Please bring the flow back.
Rajon Rondo
I love you for being the best point guard in NBA.
-Jack Tracy
Cheechee
You are the most beautiful intelligent person I’ve ever met. I’ll love you forever.
-Annie Peterson