Babbling Brooke Features Philanthropist The College is currently exploring an option which will save the school a great deal of money on the Bookstore’s textbook costs, making the textbook system altogether more profitable for the College. Wooster is considering a contract with a new …
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Mom’s new sandwich excites drunkards
Type II, the new sandwich, includes every fatty favorite food on the menu. Tarvis Eatmoreman Paradigm Eater Hey, lard-ass! If you’re reading this while drooling over your fourth rib sandwich at lunch, you might be excited about this announcement from Campus Dining. Director of Dining …
Independent minds, living together
Laura Dern I am tired of people insulting the prestige and tradition of Holden Hall, the UG, and McGaw Chapel, which are some of the finest features of the College’s campus. All of these establishments have a special place in the hearts of Wooster graduates …
An enchanting, whimsy-filled decree
Princess Devalyn Oh, hello! Isn’t it a beautiful day outside? Oh no, you caught me at a perfect time, my squirrel friends will help me mend this gown later. Aah Awaaah! Good day to you all. Now, yes, my retraction. Once upon a time, as …
News: 4/1/13
90s major to be offered fall of 2013 Capitalizing off the recent nostalgia trend that has dominated popular culture, the College next year will begin offering a 90s based major. With special focus on such items as Lisa Frank stickers and sitcoms such as “Friends” …
On the darker side… 4/1/13
Something bad happens somewhere on Earth As another day passes on this planet, another bad thing has happened. Witnesses were horrified by the sight of the scene, unaware how they can continue with their daily lives. “I just can’t wrap my head around the senseless …