2013

R Taylor Grow My roommate once suggested that we — the privileged Millennials who have never really suffered — are so separated from our emotions that we rely on musicians to feel sad on our behalf. The day he offered this insight, I had one …

  Scott McLellan As you can imagine, I was startled last Monday when the popular Facebook page Wooster Compliments counter-reprimanded me for a sardonic post made Sunday night during the MTV VMAs. I relentlessly criticized the foregrounding of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’s song “Same Love” …

Wyatt Smith Every Wooster student has undoubtedly either voiced or overheard a complaint about how boring Wooster is. These grumblings are indicative of a social defeatism felt by many students. These individuals, especially upperclassmen, complain about the ‘Wooster bubble’ and the lack of social events …

R TAYLOR GROW I like to believe that reality is stranger than fiction, and, consequently, that every aspiring humorist should undertake a thankless job at a fast food establishment. In my experience, the most absurd people will either purchase an old-fashioned burger or two from …

JESSE TIFFEN As some of you may or may not know, a group of students after an arduous grassroots campaign managed to dissuade the College from selling non-reusable water bottles in locations on campus thatoperate on flex dollars, according to an official statement released on …