Ben Taylor Staff Writer The arrival of spring brings many wonderful things: birds, flowers, flip-flop weather, boisterous townies and (not least of all) the College of Wooster Spring Dance Concert. More formal than the fall performance, the Spring Dance Concert premieres Thursday, April 18 at …
April 2013
Lack of Type II got you blue?
Anna UNC Chapel Hill Do you ever find yourself in a love hate relationship with your workout plan? Do you love people seeing you at the gym, but cannot stand running on a treadmill for more than 25 minutes? Guess what? You’re not alone. Yesterday, …
The College considers outsourcing textbooks
Babbling Brooke Features Philanthropist The College is currently exploring an option which will save the school a great deal of money on the Bookstore’s textbook costs, making the textbook system altogether more profitable for the College. Wooster is considering a contract with a new …
Mom’s new sandwich excites drunkards
Type II, the new sandwich, includes every fatty favorite food on the menu. Tarvis Eatmoreman Paradigm Eater Hey, lard-ass! If you’re reading this while drooling over your fourth rib sandwich at lunch, you might be excited about this announcement from Campus Dining. Director of Dining …
Independent minds, living together
Laura Dern I am tired of people insulting the prestige and tradition of Holden Hall, the UG, and McGaw Chapel, which are some of the finest features of the College’s campus. All of these establishments have a special place in the hearts of Wooster graduates …
An enchanting, whimsy-filled decree
Princess Devalyn Oh, hello! Isn’t it a beautiful day outside? Oh no, you caught me at a perfect time, my squirrel friends will help me mend this gown later. Aah Awaaah! Good day to you all. Now, yes, my retraction. Once upon a time, as …