@ShamefulSheamus #SometimesWriter During the spring recess, the College of Wooster Athletic Department completed major revisions in its 2014-2015 budget. While the majority of the changes affect internal operations, the most serious amendment diverted a substantial amount of money normally spent funding the football program to …
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This campus is not on fire (yet)
Bas Bos Professor of Law As of today, The College of Wooster has gone five weeks without anything being set on fire. Over the past 35 days, no car batteries mysteriously combusted, no chemical storage closets filled with smoke, no candles lit drapes ablaze, no …
A Narrative of the Captivity and Restoration of a Prospie
Wynaut Smith Used Mirror Coat On March 24, Admissions Tour Guide Kelsey Bridges ’16 unsuccessfully tried to keep her gaggle of prospective students away from the drunken festivities of I.S. Monday. Bridges’s tour group got swept up in the senior parade. “We were walking through …
Dean Holmes, Assistant Dean Watson Solve Car Fire Mystery
Arthur Donan Coyle Sir Dean of Student Affairs Kurt Holmes and his Assistant Dean John Watson have reportedly made great strides toward uncovering the perpetrator behind the fiery inferno that engulfed President Cornwell’s car early last semester. Holmes’s shrewd observational skills pointed the way …
DiCaprio sells soul to devil but all in vain
Rachelle Wartwoman Actual crossroads demon After this year’s Academy Awards, it was as if Jack had sunk into the freezing ocean all over again, but this time it was The Academy and Matthew McConaughey who didn’t make room for him on that plank of wood. …
A CAPELLA FORMS VIA BUDDING
Travie McCoooooy Lee’s favorite Just when you thought the College was oversaturated with a capella groups, a new coed group has formed and is ready to hit the scene. C(ap)ell(a) Division, the fastest-growing singing outfit on campus, formed last week when Merry Kuween of Scots …