The PEC jealousy due to Scot Center’s attention Ian Benson Actually a Teenage Girl What was originally believed to be a sect of psychic vampires dwelling in the Armington Physical Education Center and causing mischief, such as trapping students in the pool by hiding the …
Written by
mroberts13
Letter to the Editors, April 1st
Hey, excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but I would really appreciate it if you would take that at least 25 feet away from the building. I know that people smoke cigarettes right next to the building all the time, but it’s just campus policy …
Sober, Safe, Smart changed my life
In my four years at The College of Wooster, I have been impacted by myriad programs, professors, students and organizations. But one program in specific has impacted my college career more than any other: Sober, Safe and Smart. The program has saved me, emotionally, physically …
Today was a wonderful day :)
From the moment I woke up, I knew that today was going to be special. At 8:30 a.m., my Super Mario Brothers radio alarm clock played my favorite song: the theme song from the Mary Tyler Moore Show! As soon as I left my special …
BITE-SIZED NEWS, April 1st
CAMPUS Pokémon Trainer major to be offered fall of 2012 A new major was recently added to The College of Wooster’s academic offerings: Pokémon Trainer. Years of complaints from students about the lack of academic variety at Wooster finally paid off. Classes will be offered …
Dean Kracker in fact a cracker
Associate Dean of Students Christie Bing Kracker revealed last week that she is an actual cracker. “The time has come to tell the truth,” she said. “I am not not a human being. I am a Toll House brand cracker with light salt. I can …