Fibba Schmidt Jimmy Fallon Hates Her Name While some students choose to fly halfway around the world for study abroad, I have instead ventured to the exotic land of New York City, where I am doing an internship at a comedy club, Stand Up …
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The Scene: Tartain Plaid Fad
by Sir Shiny Tweed This weekend I saw evidence of what I believe is the beginning of an unstoppable trend. A high school boy was suited in a tartan plaid kilt for his senior prom. Since then, it has come to my attention that this …
‘Omnibus’ sculpture gets due recognition
Cleveland Museum of Art: ‘Ohio’s most important contemporary outdoor work’ Sarah Khrystal R Made of Diamonds In an unprecedented recognition of The College of Wooster’s commitment to artistic vision, the Cleveland Museum of Art has recently named one of the College’s sculptures “Ohio’s most important …
Joyce the cookie monster
Lowry swiper accused of spiking cookies with cocaine Alana Debooty Who dat? Wooster’s own Joyce Carter was arrested early Tuesday morning and charged with drug possession and tampering. Apparently, Carter has been spiking the Lowry cookies with cocaine for most of her employment at …
The best of Wooster: Places to poop/have sex
One very ravenous sex crazed editor and one editor with bad indigestion rate their top seven places to practice their areas of expertise. Fornicate 1. Overholt beanbag room Who doesn’t like having sex on beanbag chairs? 2. The counter at Old Main after hours Nothing …
Move over Lincoln: Here’s Stewart!
Anyong! Staff Writer Many hearts were broken the day beloved, tenured English professor Larry Stewart announced his plan to retire come the end of the 2011-2012 school year. Wails of pain and agony could be heard from the Fairlawn Apartments to Luce Hall. Realizing that …