Earlier this month, the highly anticipated debut album, “No, We Can’t Do That,” by up-and-coming band The Office of RezLyfe was finally dropped on SoundCloud. Lead singer Nathan Fein, accompanied by bassist Lauren Missik, pan-flautist Robin Schreck and trianglist Carly Jones have succeeded in creating …
March 2018
“The Art of Tables” exhibit has surprising ramifications
Bexinator Contributing Vicer What is liberal arts without … arts? As everyone forgets about the existence of I.S. (except for the seniors who still have orals, symposium and the potential to talk about it while networking forever), spring comes into full swing here at the …
Ebert Art Center redesigned and renamed, simply, “Bert”
Jolly St. Nick AWOL F&B Editor In commemoration of the minimalist art movement of the 1960s, the Ebert Art Center has been renamed to simply Bert. “Wooster is a place of syllabic excess,” claimed Kitty Zurko, Bert’s curator. “Take ‘Severance Hall,’ or ‘Longbrake Student Wellness …
Senior creates Scott Brown speech generator for I.S.
Triscuit Lopus Specifically, Zesty Flavor Ever wondered what your daily conversations and other verbal interactions would sound like in the signature speaking style of Scott Brown, the Vice President for Student Affairs/Dean of Students? Wonder no more. This year, Riley Watson ’18, an enterprising computer …
ResLife offers New reduced Rate option of hammocks
Gargle Barn Local Meme, Local Artist In a move that students have called “innovative,” “quirky” and “horribly short-sighted how can they be this fucking stupid,” the Office of Residence Life has been testing a new, budget housing option for the Class of 2022. Students may …
Bissman RA relieved to be reassigned to actual den of lions
Silly Crashtest Features Ice Queen The stickiness of Bissman Hall’s beer and liquor stained stairwells and floors could not hold down another residential assistant (RA) to stay in the saturated Greek-life dorm. After months of anticipating slipping on vomit that sails past the trash cans …