MLB FAT GUY SPECTACLE RUINED A ground ball that hit Detroit Tigers third baseman Miguel Cabrera in the face two weeks ago may have ruined a rare spectacle — that of a fat guy throwing across the diamond to another fat guy. Cabrera, who …
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April 2012
Mediocre team makes trade for bad quarterback
New bad quarterback expected to compete with other bad quarterback for starting bad quarterback job Ed Bighead Conglom-O Corp. Emotions are still running high in New York following the Jets’ blockbuster trade that sent two future perennial third stringers for former Denver Broncos’ starting quarterback …
Congratulations, you can all stop caring now
T-Sizzle Staff Linebacker Following the Wooster men’s basketball team’s regional semifinal loss to Illinois Wesleyan University on March 9, President Grant Cornwell and Athletic Director Keith Beckett made a formal announcement to the student body. “We are sad to see the Fighting Scots bow out …