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Narrowly avoiding what would have been the start of a descent into alcoholism, Holden RA Dennis Mayer ’15 wrote up one of his residents for underage alcohol last Monday afternoon.
Mayer was walking around his hall following a class when he heard students being exceptionally loud at roughly 2:43 p.m. After seeing the door was ajar and alcohol was visible, Mayer told the residents that he would have to regretfully write them up for this.
Despite the pleas from all in the room that it was I.S. Monday, Mayer simply told them that the rules are the rule. He then proceeded to collect COW cards from all individuals in the room before having them empty their alcohol in the garbage.
According to several eyewitness reports, Mayer then returned to his room and sighed, reassuring himself that one day those kids will thank him for what he did.
