Archive | April 1st, 2013

Lack of Type II got you blue?

Anna UNC Chapel Hill Do you ever find yourself in a love hate relationship with your workout plan? Do you love people seeing you at the gym, but cannot stand running on a treadmill for more than 25 minutes? Guess what? You’re not alone. Yesterday, my friend came over and asked me how I keep […]

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The College considers outsourcing textbooks

Babbling Brooke Features Philanthropist   The College is currently exploring an option which will save the school a great deal of money on the Bookstore’s textbook costs, making the textbook system altogether more profitable for the College. Wooster is considering a contract with a new overseas company, Discount Books, which would provide textbooks for every […]

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Mom’s new sandwich excites drunkards

Type II, the new sandwich, includes every fatty favorite food on the menu. Tarvis Eatmoreman Paradigm Eater Hey, lard-ass! If you’re reading this while drooling over your fourth rib sandwich at lunch, you might be excited about this announcement from Campus Dining. Director of Dining Services Chuck Wagers revealed on Tuesday that Mom’s will be […]

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Independent minds, living together

Laura Dern I am tired of people insulting the prestige and tradition of Holden Hall, the UG, and McGaw Chapel, which are some of the finest features of the College’s campus. All of these establishments have a special place in the hearts of Wooster graduates and should continue to be enjoyed by students for years […]

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An enchanting, whimsy-filled decree

Princess Devalyn Oh, hello! Isn’t it a beautiful day outside? Oh no, you caught me at a perfect time, my squirrel friends will help me mend this gown later. Aah Awaaah!  Good day to you all. Now, yes, my retraction. Once upon a time, as many of you may recall, I wrote a (not so) […]

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News: 4/1/13

90s  major to be offered fall of 2013 Capitalizing off the recent nostalgia trend that has dominated popular culture, the College next year will begin offering a 90s based major. With special focus on such items as Lisa Frank stickers and sitcoms such as “Friends” and “Saved by the Bell,” the College hopes the new […]

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